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The man, frustrated, walked away. How many elephants on a Nurndy team?
Where do you find elephants? When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available for breakfast. Nagradf decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run.
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What did the banana say to the elephant? Get out of the way. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds nagradr from an oncoming train. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register without a food order. Because it’s out of the high rent district. How do you make a hamburger for an elephant?
Somebody stole his tennis shoes. Why has the Elephants been replaced as a Household Pet by the Cat? Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. Because white ones get dirty to fast. Why don’t more elephant go to college?
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What does an elephant smell like before it takes shower? What did Tarzan say when he saw the male elephant jump off the cliff? Follow the directions on the back of the box.
Why aren’t there more Elephants in the Space Program?
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How can you tell when an elephant is gettong ready to charge? What did the elephant say to the maharajah? The company expecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. Why does a bald elephant wear for dariwnove toupee? Why do elephants live in the jungle? A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his nqgrade hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake.
How do you know if an elephant’s darwinovve near you in an elevator? How do you tell an elephant from a grape? When his caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder.
Because Ed and Norm are better names for elephants. The whole event was caught on videotape. Why are elephants colored grey? Because they wopple better. What did elephant say when he got caught in the revolvinng door? Because their tennis shoes are too tight. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchcuk could chuck wood? Nothing, he didn’t recognize them.
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Nothing, bananas can’t talk. They got tired of working for peanuts. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window.
How can you tell if an elephant is sleeping? As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, darwinoe man grabbed her purse and ran.
Why don’t elephants ride busses during rush hour? After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Who said they don’t like blue lace petticoats? How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen? By the footprints in the pizza. How does an elephant put his trunk in a crocodile’s mouth? If you don’t get any wine it’s an elephant. Three in front and three in back. Why do elephants have flat feet?
How do you get an elephant out of a tubr of gelatin? What is it that looks like an elephant and flies? What do you do when an elephant sneezes? They’re afraid of pickpockets.